There was a boy. One night, his father said “i’m going out. If the CD player plays, stand still. If the doorbell rings, run but don’t hide. If you see a shadow, hide but don’t run.” So the father went and the boy stayed home. The CD player started playing so he went to turn it off. Strike one. Then the doorbell rang so he went to see who it was. Strike two. Then he saw a shadow. So he went to see what it was. Strike three. Then, all of a sudden, he just died. When his father came home, the boy was lying on the floor, dead. On his T-shirt, in red, there was some writing. It said I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY. So always follow rules.
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